Vatican City Seek

Beware, these events are real and may be disturbing to some readers. You know your addicted to Frasier when... while eating M&Ms, you pay close attention to the yellow ones to see if there really is a difference. You set up programs to automatically register repeated votes in a totally brainless Net poll, and keep them running for TWO MONTHS, because you are absolutely determined that DHP and JL should not be beaten, and so prove that their fans are more obsessed than any others visiting the site. Although professing contempt for it, you keep revisiting said site over the same period, and posting updates to ATF on the voting, in an attempt to rally the troops to this cause! You buy season tickets to your high school football games, and then suddenly, one day, you realize that the football games will make you miss Frasier every Friday night.  So, you let your tickets go to waste because you can't find anybody to sell them to. You fly around the world to LA to see a filming of Frasier....Oh yeah, you also have family there. You become a member of the human sacrificers of A.T.F. that scowl at people for using the word Taped instead of Filmed Your brain goes into overshock and you begin twitching: Is it WSBK at 10 or 7:30, or is it NBC-E at 7:30. Which channel is 213? Ahhh.... You manage to include references to Frasier in every single sentence on your vocabulary test!! Before leaving on vacation you ask a friend, and two others to record a Frasier episode, because your vcr isn't quite up to snuff, even though you've probably seen that episode. While on vacation, even a pitcher of Guiness can't mask the thoughts Did it record!? You have no idea what your professor is talking about in class because you spent the day before watching Frasier and reading all of the new a.t.f. posts instead of reading and outlining the next chapter in your textbook You own two VCR's; one for Frasier at 9:00 on channel 8, one for Frasier at 9:00 on channel 4 You waste a lovely afternoon composing silly summaries of the weekly happenings at A.T.F. You re-record the reruns, so you can compare which has the better reception and playback quality. Even more so if you can't bring yourself to record over the bad copy. You wait excitedly at your computer for someone else to post on ATF at 3am rather than going to bed. Your dinner out runs late and you stop by a gas station to buy a portable tv to watch Frasier, telling your kids to be quiet and your spouse to pull over for better reception. You barge into a client's hotel room, spew some excuse about work, then sit quietly on the bed watching Frasier You quit your job because it interferes with the Frasier schedule You order a bottle of shampoo from Zimbabwe just because it comes in Cherry Bark and Almonds fragrance. It's 8:01 on a holiday Monday, and you realize you missed an episode of Frasier. Your spouse and kids have to run from the house to avoid being hit by flying pillows, teddy bears and dining room furniture. Karl